once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
(Quelle: drinklust, via jedenacht16bars)
"Oh shit she’s pissed, better ignore her for a few hours and make her even angrier"
Like every fucking guy I swear to god (via confusingmisery)
The logic hahahahaha
(Quelle: paralacking, via jedenacht16bars)
NEW UNDERWEAR IS HONESTLY THE BEST THING EVER AND IT JUST MAKES ME SO HAPPY IDK
"when someone’s flaws are not flaws in your eyes, you’re fucked."
- (via girlchoking)
(Quelle: diced--pineapple, via tiefsee-blau)
"Erzähle nicht, wie du warst, sondern zeige, wie du jetzt bist."
- (via alltag-lst-treibsand)
"Why are trying so hard to fit in, when you’re born to stand out!"
- Oliver James (via hqlines)
"I hope you fall in love
with someone who always texts back and never lets
you fall asleep thinking you’re
- (via bl-ossomed)
(Quelle: slugly, via fren-zy)
the only thing I’ve learned from vines is that a lot can happen in 6 seconds